Here's how to survive August at work

Now that all that debt ceiling excitement is out of the way, it’s time to move on to the real business of August: Pretending to work.

If you’re unlucky enough to be stuck in the office while at least half of your co-workers, customers or bosses are off on vacation, the hours can drag on. And yet, appearing not to be hard at work is a major faux pas in the current economic environment.

Luckily, Gawker has some tips for you. The website recommends things like typing a lot — what you type is irrelevant — creating a busywork-type project, sending e-mails at odd times and pretending to be walking busily toward nonexistent meetings.

Since looking busy is a timeless art, we went back in the vault a few years to come up with some other creative solutions to the August doldrums.

A Wired story from 2008 recommends complaining that you’re totally swamped whenever possible. In another post from 2008, a website called BusinessFinance suggests scheduling meetings with friends in other parts of the organization and keeping your desk messy so people think you’ve got lots going on.

You are also more than welcome to spend your hours reading this blog.

How are you spending the dog days of August?

Results with 31 short comments
Total of 7,587 votes - click on the "Display Comments" bar below to sort comments

23%
I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below
1,745 votes
61%
I'm actually working really hard
4,629 votes
4.3%
I'm on vacation
330 votes
11.6%
I wish I had a job to pretend to work at
883 votes
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I'm actually working really hard

Swing by my office and I can give you some of mine.

  • 1 vote
 - 8:36 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
I'm actually working really hard

Umm, we need definetly have work, and we can't fake our work and we need to hire more people

  • 3 votes
 - 9:06 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
I'm actually working really hard

working real hard... at pretending to work....

     - 9:26 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
    I wish I had a job to pretend to work at

    I got laid off while people who "pretend to work" keep their jobs...FFS gimme a job. I can find a way to keep working.

    • 3 votes
     - 9:43 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
    I'm actually working really hard

    It's nearly as hard to PRETEND to work as it is to work!

    • 5 votes
     - 9:47 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
    I wish I had a job to pretend to work at

    I can't believe MSNBC posted this lame story. This is part of what is wrong with this country. A generation of worthless people.

    • 9 votes
     - 10:26 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
    I'm actually working really hard

    I wish my coworkers and I felt like we had time to take a vacation any time of year.

       - Atech
       - 10:27 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
      I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

      I'm not going to lie. I didn't know that MSNBC had 448 votes with "I'm actually working,..." bull. why are you reading this crap then?

      • 4 votes
       - hofera
       - 10:50 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
      I'm actually working really hard

      If you're reading this - YOU'RE NOT WORKING! uH, OOPS...BACK TO WORK

      • 1 vote
       - 11:11 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
      I'm actually working really hard

      The work is a little slow but they find things to keep me busy.

         - 11:22 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
        I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

        I lay papers all over my desk. I have work software open and ready to use incase someone looks at me in my office.

        • 3 votes
         - 11:35 am EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
        I wish I had a job to pretend to work at

        I was a engineering designer/project manager... got laid off when company went under. Now, I can't even get a job mowing lawns. WTF???

        • 1 vote
         - 12:13 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
        I wish I had a job to pretend to work at

        Don't complain. I would love to have a job.

        • 2 votes
         - 12:21 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
        I wish I had a job to pretend to work at

        <<----Thanks to corporate big brother, You must also answer polls claiming to be "working hard" like that 62% of respondents.

           - 12:59 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
          I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

          August is a good time to touch up my nails at work :)

          • 1 vote
           - 1:00 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
          I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

          1.) Refrain from snoring
          2.) Stay a couple minutes late now and again

             - jim1000
             - 1:28 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
            I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

            given a raise and made perm but not given more responsibility (which I am very willing to take on.) so, my job's easy and things are slow

               - ms. hoo
               - 1:53 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
              I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

              doing busy work always have spread sheets open

                 - 2:45 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                I'm actually working really hard

                last year there were six people in my department, now there is one. billings are up, people are down. thanks job creators

                • 3 votes
                 - 2:50 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                I'm actually working really hard

                Psych!!

                • 1 vote
                 - 2:51 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

                Some people are taking this article WAY too seriously!

                • 1 vote
                 - 2:51 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                I'm actually working really hard

                Actually having a very busy 2011. That said, I like to log back on between 9:30 and 11:00 pm and send an e-mail or two.

                   - 3:05 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                  I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

                  I keep a pen in hand and a notebook in front of me so while I'm browsing the internet it looks like I'm looking for something important.

                  • 1 vote
                   - 3:43 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                  I'm pretending to work - I'll give my tips below

                  I keep multiple windows open on my pc so i can bring up one or two if someone comes in my office.

                  • 1 vote
                   - 3:45 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011
                  I wish I had a job to pretend to work at

                  Shame on you if you are taking advantage of your employer. There are many who would like to be in your shoes.

                  • 2 votes
                   - 4:10 pm EDT on Wed Aug 3, 2011

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