CEO's memo: Get the milk or get the ax

TODD PONATH / AP

Got milk? If not, maybe you need to get a new job.

No one likes to be the person to find an empty milk carton in the office fridge, but one boss got so peeved that he threatened to fire the offending staffer over it.

Gawker reports that Keith Zakheim, head of a 60-person New Jersey public relations firm, sent an e-mail to his staff earlier this week after he came in early to find just a few drops of skim milk left for his coffee.

“I have repeatedly requested until I am blue in the face that the person that finishes the milk must replace the milk. It’s not complicated and is a simple sign of respect for fellow employees,” Zakheim wrote, according to the e-mail obtained by Gawker.

Zakheim went on to note that he pays for the milk and other office supplies, so he can’t understand why people can’t replace the supplies.

“So, I am gravely serious when I write this — if I catch someone not replacing the milk, or at least, in the case where the downstairs store has closed already, not sending an email to the office so the first person that arrives (usually Christa or me) can pick one up upon arrival — then I am going to fire you. I’m not joking. You will be fired for not replacing the milk, and have fun explaining that one to your next employer. This is not a empty threat so PLEASE don't test me,” he wrote.

Well, maybe it was a threat with just a few drops in it. A Beckerman official told Life Inc. there will be no pink slips for milk-related mistakes.

“No one has ever been fired or will be fired for not replacing the milk. The point of this memo was really about reinforcing that we have a culture of mutual respect and that this is a workplace that everybody contributes to,” said Allyne Mills, Beckerman’s general manager.

Still, Mills conceded that some might not have seen it that way.

“In hindsight I think Keith, our CEO, sees that perhaps some of the wording was a bit strong but really I think everybody here - people who know Keith, know our company - they understand the spirit in which it was intended,” Mills said.

Readers, what's your office pet peeve? Should office supply snafus be a firing offense?

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What do you think of the milk-related missive?

 

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11.8%
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk
6,596 votes
45.8%
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk
25,552 votes
42.4%
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that
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He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

It's ridiculous to threaten extreme punishments for trivial offenses.

  • 9 votes
 - 12:50 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

People today are rude idiots...he did the right thing!

  • 59 votes
 - 12:50 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

fire the lazy bastards!

  • 33 votes
 - ac3jc
 - 12:51 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk

Another example of a tight job market making a tyrant . Make it someones job , not somebody's .

  • 21 votes
 - 12:52 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

It's about respect. If it's for common use, then be considerate of co-workers. It's principle.

  • 63 votes
 - 12:56 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

I'm sure there are plenty of his offenses that the employees would like to fire him for...

  • 9 votes
 - 12:56 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

This is basic office etiquette everywhere. My workplace has similar memos on the coffee makers. You drain it, you fill it!

  • 43 votes
 - 12:57 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk

Umm.....what was wrong with HIM going out and buy some milk?

  • 6 votes
 - 1:00 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk

Why didn't the CEO check the fridge before he left work each day?

  • 6 votes
 - 1:00 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

I can understand. If you can't be respectful you don't respect others. No big deal to do it..do it!!!

  • 20 votes
 - 1:02 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

It's like Van Halen and the green M&Ms. If they can't handle the small stuff, they can't be trusted with the big stuff.

  • 35 votes
 - 1:05 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

A tiny bit over-stated... my experience with over 400 employees, people didn't have the courtesy turn the burner off under empty coffee pot

  • 12 votes
 - 1:05 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk

This is a modern-day Caine Mutiny! Welcome, Commander Queeg.

  • 3 votes
 - Bagman
 - 1:06 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

Let's milk this one for all it's worth....

  • 7 votes
 - 1:06 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

If it'snot inthejob desription they don'thave to fillthe fridge.

  • 7 votes
 - 1:06 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

Even though it seems trivial, it shows the character of certain employees that think that they can have something without contributing.

  • 47 votes
 - 1:07 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

The easy solution would be to assign one person (with a backup) the task of making sure there is a supply of milk available at all times.

  • 9 votes
 - unusual
 - 1:10 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

He is absolutely right. If they don't get the principle of this they should be fired. Bet they were socially graduated through school.

  • 34 votes
 - 1:11 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

At least he provides it. I buy my own, and people steal it and leave it empty.

  • 19 votes
 - 1:12 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk

Wow. What happens if you actually screw up something real, like an invoice... firing squad next to the water cooler?

  • 9 votes
 - TIDubai
 - 1:13 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

This happens in every workplace. Some take and don't give. Always a few who do the clean-up and supplying for others.

  • 17 votes
 - 1:13 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

Why does anyone put skim milk in their coffee? On the other hand, he has stated an office rule and it is expected the rule be followed.

  • 9 votes
 - 1:13 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He was spot on - people should be fired for stuff like that

His company, his rules and he is buying the milk. You don't like it don't drink the milk or better yet quit.

  • 45 votes
 - 1:16 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He shouldn't have threatened to fire them, but it is annoying to find a nearly empty carton of milk

A good leader explicitly assigns tasks to specific people. Its a leader's job to remove ambiguities like "who buys milk".

  • 8 votes
 - 1:18 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011
He's way out of line - employees shouldn't have to stock milk

Can you say or spell psychopath? This guy needs to be removed from what he does, forcebly if needed and placed into a mental institution.

  • 3 votes
 - 1:19 pm EDT on Thu Sep 29, 2011

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